( here be all me booty, lads. )

Title: Trick Your Lover That You're Wicked
Rating: NC-17
Pairing/Characters: Jensen/Misha
Words: 2,649
Summary: Misha is a slippery thing, all fluid and adaptation, bleeding around sharp edges formless and smooth as liquid. He doesn't think anything could ever truly break someone so unbreakable. In comparison, Jensen is brittle at best. (Or, the ( Read more... )

Let's celebrate the weekend in the language of smut! (Stfu, it's totally still the weekend.)

Title: Cure for the Itch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Warnings: Language, sexuality.
Words: 2,146
Summary: He wants to be close, wants to be buried, to be swallowed whole. (Or, Dean hates witches. Smut ensues. The end.)
Notes: Completely gratuitous ( Read more... )

(Or, how Vin got her porn groove back.)

Title: Within a Room of Symbols
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Uh, sex. Bendy sex, even.
Words: 4,391
Summary: You could fit perfectly into the palm of my hand, but your presence fills this entire room. And I am filled, as you are welcome. - Saul Williams. (Or, more aptly, in which Dean and ( Read more... )

Because I just couldn't let the brilliance of last night's ep pass unnoticed. Oh, the thinky thoughts, they are too multitudinous.

Title: He Shook the Hills
Rating: Hard R/NC-17
Pairing: ( Spoilery if you haven't seen 5x04 )

RENEGADE FIC = DONE AND SUBMITTED.


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Title: Don’t End With Blood
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings Enticements: Bloodplay, language, explicit sex, mild BDSM, possible consent issues, dark themes, masochism, broken!Winchesters, knifeplay, blood drinking. If you're squeamish at all, move along.
Word Count: 1,669
Summary: "Family don’t end with blood, boy." - Bobby, No Rest ( Read more... )

In lieu of my unexpected and cringe-worthy meeting of The Wall while rewriting the icky bits of chapter ten of Propensities, here, have some Jensen/Misha porn.

Hey, don't roll your eyes at me. I saw what you did there.

Title: Take 15
Pairing: Jensen/Misha (...*facepalm*)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,815
Warnings: None, other than smut.
Summary: ( Read more... )

....ohdeargod. It happened.

I may or may not have written J2 porn.

I HAVE AN OUT, OKAY? This is for chica_charlie, because she's adorable and awesome and having a really bad day.

DO NOT JUDGE ME. *flees*

Title: Texts From Last Night
Pairing: Jared/Jensen (I know, I know. HYPOCRITE, they cried.)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: This is completely PWP. And a little ( Read more... )

Guess who's got class in, oh, four hours? And guess who doesn't give a damn and is staying up to write Renegade Angels fics instead? Ten dollars to the first one who guessed me. Upon further review of the three dimes, two pennies, and lint ball in my wallet, I retract that statement. But I will give you, uh. Internet cookies? WITH EXTRA E-CHOCOLATE ( Read more... )